{"product_id":"cabinet-of-f-ckery","title":"Cabinet of F*ckery Gins","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSeven labels. One cabinet. Plenty of opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eForget the negotiations. We've put every side of the house in the one cabinet, handed out the portfolios and shut the door until they agree. All seven of our 2026 election gins, sworn in together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDistilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAt the table:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot Yours To F*ck With Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eF*ck Off Everyone Else Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eF*ck The Status Quo Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eF*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrack Off Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eF*ck The Red Tape Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTax The Rich F*ckers Gin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ePrefer a smaller arrangement? The Coalition Pack and the Grand Coalition Pack are also taking seats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePick the label you can live with. Debate the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e40% ABV\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e7 x 700mL bottles\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Good George Brewing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48459012145289,"sku":null,"price":375.0,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0384\/1844\/8521\/files\/CabinetofF_ckeryGinsbyGoodGeorge.jpg?v=1790650440","url":"https:\/\/www.goodgeorge.kiwi.nz\/products\/cabinet-of-f-ckery","provider":"Good George Brewing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}