Seven clear glass gin bottles with white labels and silver caps arranged in two rows on a textured tan background. The labels feature bold black text and colorful accents in red, blue, green, and pink, with slogans such as 'F*CK OFF EVERYONE ELSE GIN' and 'F*CK THE STATUS QUO GIN'.

Seven labels. One cabinet. Plenty of opinions.

Forget the negotiations. We've put every side of the house in the one cabinet, handed out the portfolios and shut the door until they agree. All seven of our 2026 election gins, sworn in together.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • Not Yours To F*ck With Gin
  • F*ck Off Everyone Else Gin
  • F*ck The Status Quo Gin
  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • Frack Off Gin
  • F*ck The Red Tape Gin
  • Tax The Rich F*ckers Gin

Prefer a smaller arrangement? The Coalition Pack and the Grand Coalition Pack are also taking seats.

Pick the label you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
7 x 700mL bottles

Cabinet of F*ckery Gins

$375.00
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Seven labels. One cabinet. Plenty of opinions.

Forget the negotiations. We've put every side of the house in the one cabinet, handed out the portfolios and shut the door until they agree. All seven of our 2026 election gins, sworn in together.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • Not Yours To F*ck With Gin
  • F*ck Off Everyone Else Gin
  • F*ck The Status Quo Gin
  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • Frack Off Gin
  • F*ck The Red Tape Gin
  • Tax The Rich F*ckers Gin

Prefer a smaller arrangement? The Coalition Pack and the Grand Coalition Pack are also taking seats.

Pick the label you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
7 x 700mL bottles

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Tasting Notes

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Aesthetic

Crystal clear in all seven bottles. Every side of the house lined up on the one shelf, and you can't tell a single pour apart. The most even-handed cabinet ever sworn in.

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Aroma

Juniper chairs the meeting, and bright citrus sits right beside it. The rest of the room waits its turn. Everyone gets a portfolio, and nobody gets the corner office.

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Palate

Juniper forward, citrus bright, with a bit of bite on the finish. Seven big personalities in one glass, crisp and balanced all the way through. Serve with tonic and a wedge of citrus. That's a unanimous vote.

Seven clear glass gin bottles with white labels and silver caps arranged in three rows on a clear background. The labels feature bold black text and colorful accents in red, blue, green, and pink, with slogans such as 'F*CK OFF EVERYONE ELSE GIN' and 'F*CK THE STATUS QUO GIN'.