A 700ml clear glass bottle of gin with a white label featuring pink and black text, including the slogan 'F*CK THE RED TAPE GIN'. The bottle is centered against a solid bright pink background.

Everyone's got an opinion. We've got a still. Ours produces something useful.

Seven bottles, one gin, no manifesto. Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches. We take our distilling seriously but almost nothing else.

Juniper forward, citrus bright, with a bit of a bite. Same as the conversation, only easier to swallow.

Pick the label you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
700mL Bottle 

F*ck The Red Tape Gin

$69.00
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Everyone's got an opinion. We've got a still. Ours produces something useful.

Seven bottles, one gin, no manifesto. Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches. We take our distilling seriously but almost nothing else.

Juniper forward, citrus bright, with a bit of a bite. Same as the conversation, only easier to swallow.

Pick the label you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
700mL Bottle 

size:700ml
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Tasting Notes

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Aesthetic

Crystal clear, with no fine print. It comes wrapped in a loop of hot pink with the ends already snipped. It's as close to red tape as this bottle gets.

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Aroma

Juniper gets in first, followed by a clean hit of anise and a fresh herbal lift. There's no consultation period and no subcommittee. It just gets on with it.

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Palate

Juniper forward and citrus bright, with anise through the middle and a bit of bite on the finish. It's clean and simple, with no hoops to jump through and no forms to sign. Approved on the first read.

A 700ml clear glass bottle of gin with a white label featuring pink and black text, including the slogan 'F*CK THE RED TAPE GIN'. The bottle is centered against a clear background.