Two clear glass bottles of Good George gin with white labels and silver caps, shown side by side against vertical pink, blue, and dark grey panels. The labels read "TAX THE RICH F*CKERS GIN","F*CK OFF WE'RE SORTING IT GIN.

Two rivals. One table. Hands shaken.

Every so often, the two biggest rivals in the house end up in the same room with a draft agreement between them. It's rare, it's awkward, and someone always brings the wrong biscuits. We've skipped the awkward bit and put two of our 2026 election gins side by side.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • Tax The Rich F*ckers Gin

Prefer a different arrangement? The Coalition Pack and the full Cabinet of F*ckery are also taking seats.

Pick the deal you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
2 x 700mL bottles

Grand Coalition Pack

$130.00
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Two rivals. One table. Hands shaken.

Every so often, the two biggest rivals in the house end up in the same room with a draft agreement between them. It's rare, it's awkward, and someone always brings the wrong biscuits. We've skipped the awkward bit and put two of our 2026 election gins side by side.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • Tax The Rich F*ckers Gin

Prefer a different arrangement? The Coalition Pack and the full Cabinet of F*ckery are also taking seats.

Pick the deal you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
2 x 700mL bottles

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Tasting Notes

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Aesthetic

Crystal clear in both bottles. The two biggest rivals in the house, poured side by side, and you honestly can't tell them apart.

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Aroma

Juniper and bright citrus, usually at opposite ends of the room, sharing the same glass. Both get a say, and neither gets the last word.

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Palate

Juniper forward, citrus bright, with a bit of bite on the finish. Two big personalities meet in the middle and end up crisp and balanced. Add tonic and a wedge of citrus for the most cross-party drink you'll pour all year.

Two clear glass bottles of Good George Spirits gin side by side on a white background. The left bottle has a blue circular label reading 'F*CK OFF WE'RE SORTING IT GIN', and the right bottle has a red circular label reading 'TAX THE RICH F*CKERS GIN'.