Three clear glass bottles of Good George gin with white labels and silver caps, shown side by side against vertical pink, blue, and dark grey panels. The labels read "F*CK THE RED TAPE GIN," "F*CK OFF WE'RE SORTING IT GIN," and "F*CK OFF EVERYONE ELSE GIN.

Three labels. One deal. Signed and sealed.

Nobody gets a majority on their own these days, so the talks begin. There's a bit of give, a bit of take, and a lot of late nights. We've skipped straight to the good part and signed three of our 2026 election gins to the one agreement.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • F*ck The Red Tape Gin
  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • F*ck Off Everyone Else Gin

Prefer a different arrangement? The Grand Coalition Pack and the full Cabinet of F*ckery are also taking seats.

Pick the deal you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
3 x 700mL bottles

The Coalition Pack

$180.00
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Three labels. One deal. Signed and sealed.

Nobody gets a majority on their own these days, so the talks begin. There's a bit of give, a bit of take, and a lot of late nights. We've skipped straight to the good part and signed three of our 2026 election gins to the one agreement.

Distilled in small batches in an old church in the Waikato, because round here we make spirits, not speeches.

At the table:

  • F*ck The Red Tape Gin
  • F*ck Off We're Sorting It Gin
  • F*ck Off Everyone Else Gin

Prefer a different arrangement? The Grand Coalition Pack and the full Cabinet of F*ckery are also taking seats.

Pick the deal you can live with. Debate the rest.

40% ABV
3 x 700mL bottles

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Tasting Notes

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Aesthetic

Crystal clear in all three bottles. Three labels signed off on the one gin, and the deal was done before the tonic was even open.

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Aroma

Juniper leads the talks, and bright citrus comes to the table with its own terms. Both get a fair hearing, and everyone leaves with a portfolio.

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Palate

Juniper forward, citrus bright, with a bit of bite on the finish. It's three distinct personalities in one glass, and it's crisp and balanced all the way through. Serve it with tonic and a wedge of citrus. Deal signed.

Three clear glass bottles of Good George Spirits gin side by side on a white background. The left bottle has a blue circular label reading 'F*CK OFF WE'RE SORTING IT GIN', and the centre bottle has a pink circular label reading 'F*CK THE RED TAPE GIN' and the right bottle has a grey circular label reading 'F*CK OFF EVERYONE ELSE GIN'