Crisis Management Pack
When life throws a year like 2025 at you, sometimes the only strategy is to pour a stiff G&T and ride it out. The Crisis Management Pack is your emergency kit for surviving clusterf*cks large and small.
Inside you’ll find:
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1 x The Fuckening 2025 Gin, because this year needs its own spirit.
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1 x What Sort of Fuckery Is This?! Gin, for the moments that leave you speechless.
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1 x Fever-Tree Premium Indian Light Tonic (4-pack), because ¾ of your drink deserves to taste as good as the gin.
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2 x Fresh lemons, the closest thing to optimism in fruit form.
Whether you’re dealing with Monday, managing the family group chat, or just bracing yourself for whatever fresh nonsense 2025 dishes up, this pack has you covered. Think of it as your personal survival kit, less first aid, more first pour.
Disclaimer: Won’t fix your problems, but will make them a hell of a lot funnier.
