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Bottle of 'The Fuckening 2025 Gin' with a stylized background featuring various illustrations.

Bottle of 'The Fuckening 2025 Gin' with a glass of gin and tonic on an orange background

The Fuckening 2025 Gin

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Just when you think the circus has packed up, the fuckery finds a way to keep on coming. Enter The Fuckening 2025 Gin – a small-batch spirit distilled to help you brace for whatever this year throws at us next.

Crisp, clean, and unapologetically bold, this spirit isn’t here to add to the chaos. It’s here to help you face it – one sip at a time. Best over ice with tonic, lime, and absolutely no pressure to have your life together.

This isn’t just a bottle of gin; it’s survival with a grin. When the headlines get grim, the group chats go feral, and reality feels stranger than fiction… you’ll be ready to toast to it anyway.

Drink responsibly. Laugh irresponsibly.

40% ABV
700mL Bottle

Tasting Notes

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Aesthetic

Bright and crystal clear with a glint of “brace yourself”. In the glass it looks like calm in the middle of chaos, crisp, clean, and quietly smirking at the madness outside.

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Aroma

A sharp hit of “here we go again” citrus, tangled with “hold my gin” juniper and a sly flick of “survival mode” spice. It smells like courage in a glass, with a wink on the side.

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Palate

Starts with a punch of “face the chaos” botanicals, rolls into a smooth wave of “survival with a grin”, and finishes with a lingering taste of “cheers to getting through it”. Every sip feels like laughing at the circus while you pour another round.

Bottle of 'The Fuckening 2025 Gin' with a white label on a white background